Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Let's Talk About Obama

AKA Hypocrites in the Hands of an Angry Atheist
(Puritan humor, yesss.)

Hello, hello, it seems more hate filled and ignorant propaganda is floating on the INTERNET again; as usual, I'll aim to correct all these stupid misconceptions.

Here's some fun text to make any rational being rip his hair out:

How long is the beast (anti-Christ) allowed to have authority?

- Revelation: Chapter 13 tells us it is 42 months, and you
know what that is....Almost a four-year term of a Presidency.

All I can say is 'Lord, Have mercy on us!


12(4) is 48. If your bible is so accurate, I don't think it'd be off by half a year.

According to The Book of Revelation, the anti-Christ is described as follows:
-The anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will
deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ- like appeal.


Let's refer back to Revelations 13. If the beast and the anti-christ are one, it does not fit the description in this chapter.

From Rev 13:1-3

Then I saw a beast coming up out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads; on each of its horns there was a crown, and on each of its heads there was a name that was insulting to God. The beast looked like a leopard, with feet like a bear's feet and a mouth like a lion's mouth. The dragon (Note: the dragon is Satan) gave the beast his own power, his throne, and his vast authority. One of the heads of the beast seemed to have been fatally wounded, but the wound had healed. The whole earth was amazed and followed the beast.

If you're going to say the Beast who reigns with Satan's power for 42 months is the anti-Christ, you're OBVIOUSLY not referencing your oh-so-holy Word. However, there are two beasts in Ch 13.

Rev 13:11

Then I saw another beast, which came up out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb's horns, and it spoke like a dragon.

This STILL lacks the description set forth in this attack against Obama.

Rev 13:13-14

This second beast performed great miracles; it made fire come down out of heaven to earth in the sigh of everything. And it deceived all the people living on earth by means of the miracles which it was allowed to perform in the presence of the first beast.

Granted, a beast in the form of a lamb can be tied to a likeness of Jesus, symbolically. The second beast swayed people through performing miracles, which is another tie into Christ like appeal. It is not about persuasive speaking, however.

And the most prominent point: the second beast did not have the 42 months of power. The first beast was granted this power by Satan.


I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to post this as many times
as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a
friend or media outlet..do it!


I STRONGLY URGE you to PICK UP A GODDAMNED BIBLE IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING PREACH.

It sickens me when these 'HOLY' and 'CHRIST-LIKE' people abuse the very sacred word that is supposedly from their own God. This kind of shit is totally uncalled for and rife with hypocrisy.

You're NOT a good Christian for forwarding this message. You're proving your ignorance to your own faith. You need serious spiritual guidance when an Atheist has to teach you the word of the Lord. (Fun fact! The Catholic Church teaches we are all touched by the holy spirit to be God's messengers! To be a good Christian is to defend the faith to others. I am here defending the integrity of the Bible's word, while all these 'good' Christians are using the Bible as a tool to spread lies and defame others. Why am I the one damned to Hell?)


I refuse to take a chance on this unknown candidate who
came out of nowhere named -----Barack Obama------.


Came from nowhere? Do you admit your Hell is just a ploy?

Haha, I kid, I kid. But here's some background on Sen. Obama:

Barack Obama was born on August 4, 1961, in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Obama, Sr., a black Kenyan of Nyang’oma Kogelo, Siaya District, Kenya, and Ann Dunham, a White American from Wichita, Kansas.

Obama was in the Illinois Senate starting in 1996.
In 2002 he made the decision to run for a US Senator.
He won the election against Alan Keyes in 2004 for Illinois Senator in the US Senate.
He had delivered the keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention.

Obama has not 'come out of nowhere'. It's just you conservatives have your heads too far up your own parties ass to see what's going on with the Democrats.

To see a non-biased, encyclopedia representation of Sen. Obama, please refer to the Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama
This page is under a strict watch to prevent bias from liberals OR conservatives; you can see a truthful representation of Obama's life and career on this page. He is an established US Senator.

YOU ARE NO POLITICIAN. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF POLITICS. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT POLITICS PAST WHAT YOU'VE SEEN IN MYSPACE BULLETINS AND POLITICAL CARTOONS.

Name congressmen from states that are not your own. I challenge you.

If you were from Illinois, you'd realize Obama hasn't come from nowhere. You would know him. It boils down to this; YOU ARE IGNORANT. YOUR IGNORANCE DOES NOT CHANGE OBAMA'S PATH TO THE CANDIDACY.


Dear Friends,

As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched
in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. .

'we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a
nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . .

' As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his
wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd
hear something like that from a presidential candidate in
this nation.


America is not a Christian nation. America, the Great Melting Pot. America is about acceptance.

Catch-22 by Joesph Heller really encompasses how ridiculous the Christian America position sounds:

"...the chaplain was ready now to capitulate to despair entirely but was restrained by the memory of his wife, whom he loved and missed so pathetically with such sensual and exalted ardor, and by the lifelong trust he had placed in the wisdom and justice of an immortal, omnipotent, omniscient, humane, universal, anthropomorphic, English-speaking, Anglo-Saxon, pro-American God, which had begun to waver." Chapter 25, pg. 285

Who are you to think that God has America under His wing? Look at our country. It's filled with rapists, murderers, scammers, liars, adulterers, and other types of assorted scum. Does this show proof of God's hand among us, guiding us? If it does, it doesn't say much about your Father.


To think our forefathers fought and died for
the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to
have this man say with pride that we are no longer that.

How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers
intended it to be.


Our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to have religious freedom. Religious freedom: freedom to be a Christian, a Muslim, a Buddhist, an Atheist, any religion. It was not for the pursuit of Christianity. This is proven in a quote from Thomas Jefferson, the third President and writer of the US Constitution:

And let us reflect that, having banished from our land that religious intolerance under which mankind so long bled and suffered, we have yet gained little if we countenance a political intolerance as despotic, as wicked, and capable of as bitter and bloody persecutions.... error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it.... I deem the essential principles of our government.... Equal and exact justice to all men, of whatever state or persuasion, religious or political; ... freedom of religion, freedom of the press, and freedom of person under the protection of the habeas corpus, and trial by juries impartially selected.
-- Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1801

If you are offended by the fact that Obama is stepping up to Thomas Jefferson's ideals and is being accepting of other religions, you are displaying religious intolerance. If you are displaying religious intolerance, you are of the very same orientation as the oppressive England American strove to escape!

Let me remind you of the Good Samaritan, Christians. Even those who aren't overly familiar with your Bible should know the basic premise. The Good Samaritan was not concerned with religion or status. He was accepting, kind, and gratuitous because it was correct. He was not a Jew. He was not a Catholic. He would be the very type of person you would ostracize. But he is a better example of Jesus than you could ever aspire to be.

The message ends on this note:

Please pray for our nation!!!

We do need prayers, and it is not because some beast is going to take control of our government; no, it is because this nation is filled with the ignorant. It is because this nation is filled with false Christians.

Learn your faith.

Learn your politics.

Keep 'em separate.

BONUS POINTS: Rebut me with valid points

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